The Story of Two Fat Ladies 88
6 August 2007
A few newsletters ago we ask Bingo Port members for their funny stories about how the call for “Two Fat Ladies - 88″ came about.
Here is what some of our members came up with and earned themselves 1000 Port Points for their trouble.
The Story of Two Fat Ladies 88
Every Monday maureen went to her local bingo hall with her two best mates Sara and Ellen they would sit thinking of different rhyming slang for each of the numbers called out like one little duck number two or sunset strip seventy-seven but they just could not think of one for eighty-eight. later on in the week maureen went on the park with her boxer dog called Ceejay and as they were walking round maureen spotted two big bodied woman with small heads and thought two herself two fat ladies then realised to herself oh my god i’ve got it the following Monday she met up with Sara and Ellen and as the caller shouted eighty-eight maureen shouted two fat ladies eighty-eight and that’s how it came to be.
Story By littleminx96
Glad and Bell went to Castleford bingo every week they never missed. One week they were told that the bingo hall was getting a refit as the deco had seen better days. Both glad and bell were ample woman who loved their food next to bingo it was the love of their lives. Both widows they would meet up for meals out. On the day of the new bingo opening they were eager to see the new deco, all the chairs and tables had been replaced and the hall decorated it looked great. Both Glad and Bell waddled off to get their seats. Both agreed it was a bit of a tight fit but didn’t moan about it just settled back and enjoyed their bingo. Fred was the caller he had been there for years and gradually had put little rhymes and things to most of his numbers, but one he was really stuck on was 88. After bingo both glad and bell tried to stand up but found they were stuck tight to their chairs and no amount of struggling would release them. Fred went to help along with the manager both pulled as hard as they could but couldn’t release them then Fred said i will go behind them and push and you pull. On the way around to the back of them he tripped over bells handbag and went flat out as he looked up there it was staring him in the face a great big number 8 poking through the back of their seats hence the call two fat ladies 88…
Story By swindongal
Well one night in the bingo hall it was quiet and the bingo caller was waiting for people to enter and take there seats, as the first ladies walked in the caller noticed they sat right at the back of the room she thought to her self I hope everyone doesn’t sit right up there cause i wont be able to here them call. Anyway as more people came in they were all sitting down at the front but the caller wondered why the two large ladies were still sitting right at the back, then she noticed they were sat next to the bar so not so strange after all so the game began and first BINGO was called for the first line ,then BINGO a different person called for the two lines but after the 57th number was called the caller wondered if anyone was ever gonna call , anyway up 69, legs 11, then as the caller said 88 she noticed one of the large ladies who were sat right at the back raise her hand and with out a second thought the caller carried on with TWO FAT LADIES.
Story By lisac24
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3 Responses to “The Story of Two Fat Ladies 88”
August 20th, 2007 at 7:54 pm
just wanted to say every1s stories are gr8 not got much of an imagination when it comes to stories myself and you are all very deserving of the points!!
August 16th, 2007 at 5:43 pm
yeah nice story i got nice story to read check it
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
She said, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude.”
With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, “Mama needs new clothes!”
Then she hollered…”YES! YES! I WON! I WON!”
She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers.
She then picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, “What did she roll?”
The other answered, “I don’t know I thought YOU were watching!”
MORAL: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
August 7th, 2007 at 9:27 pm
Hi, well what a great competition by Bingoport the story of the two fat ladies 88. Reading these stories really made me laugh, I loved the story about how the two fat ladies 88 came about by littleminx96. The one by swindongal when the two fat ladies got stuck in their chairs and had to be pulled out really made me chuckle and Lisac24 story was just fab. Well done to all of you for giving us some great stories, and those 1000 portpoints you all greatly deserve.