1.Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "may I borrow a highlighter?"
2.Say, "uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."
3.Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4.Say, "Damn, this water's cold."
5.Drop a marble and say, "Oh no! My glass eye!"
6.Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
7.Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of six feet. Sigh relaxingly.
8.Say, "Now how did that get in there."
9.Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
10.Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbor's while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!"
11.Say, "Interesting............. more floaters than sinkers.'"
12.Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?"
13.Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me now."
14.Fill a balloon with cream corn. Rush into the stall with your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while you squeeze the balloon and splatter cream corn all about. Apologize profusely and blame it on the fettucine alfredo you had for breakfast.
15.Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggott."
16.Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
17.Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
18.Before you un-roll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
19.Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
20.Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free."
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Ways to Annoy Your Public Bathroom Stall-Mate
Posted By: teasingtart on 01-30-2008 9:42 am Posts: 1778 
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Posted By: gemma on 01-30-2008 10:02 am Posts: 5055
pmslll there is some funny ones in there xxxx keep them coming x
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Posted By: crazeefrog on 01-30-2008 10:06 am Posts: 1936
omg lmaoooooo another load of funny jokes n stuff me lubs em lol
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Posted By: H0TT0TTIE on 01-30-2008 7:25 pm Posts: 5424
pmsl they are so funny teasing hun well done ...
keep them coming can't stop laughing here 
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Posted By: shannon13 on 01-30-2008 7:26 pm Posts: 8781
lmfao i really really like reading these n writing them im glad ppl are laughing today xxx
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Posted By: kelly1234 on 01-30-2008 8:56 pm Posts: 5936 pmsl.....another good joke.... i will need to right these down i will never remember them.... lmao.....xxxx 
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Posted By: granygrub1 on 01-30-2008 10:40 pm Posts: 5939
some were realy funny deffo liked number 2 and 4 gl
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Posted By: amyv3940 on 01-30-2008 11:00 pm Posts: 2690
omg would u dare do some of them things ....erm maybe knowing u lot the answer yesssssss lol
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Posted By: babygrub on 01-30-2008 11:14 pm Posts: 2818
pmsl me hubby now thinks im mad sat here laughing me head off nearly wetting me self xx
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Posted By: amyv3940 on 01-31-2008 9:59 am Posts: 2690
passing around the tenars for whoever needs them lmao
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Posted By: greeneyes on 01-31-2008 11:08 am Posts: 546
some of those were very funny hun. keep the jokes coming!!!
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Posted By: bimms1 on 01-31-2008 11:09 am Posts: 12475
Have to try and remember these for future ref. xxx
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Posted By: xfortunex on 01-31-2008 3:11 pm Posts: 4858
a few good tips in there will try a few of them ty
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Posted By: emmalouiseyork on 01-31-2008 4:45 pm Posts: 4861
lol there r a few good 1s in there keep em coming xx
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Posted By: jeanette431 on 01-31-2008 5:42 pm Posts: 12021
some funny ones in there hun xxxx
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Posted By: chris7 on 01-31-2008 8:51 pm Posts: 8853
oooooo dear very nawty but also sooooooooooooo funny lol were on earth do these things come from xxxxxxxxx
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Posted By: pearl1589 on 01-31-2008 8:57 pm Posts: 2505
omg wetting myself keep them coming very funny xxx
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